August 11, 2011

Don't Always Trust a Boy's Package

I always knew the cast of Super Mario Brothers were an extremely sexually frustrated bunch. Glad to see the girls were... original. But seriously, what's up with the mushrooms in their pants? Scarring.
I never trusted Peach, she was always a conniving, fake.. girl.  And who's Daisy?! 
Mario to me will always be asexual, sorry dude. Looks like Luigi got all the man pride genes. His 2nd drawing is priceless. 
As for Toad, shame on you mr. advice giver. Clearly your words of wisdom do not extend (no pun intended) to the bedroom. 

1 comment:

  1. About time Luigi got some recognition! At last he pops out of Mario's shadow. No pun intended ;)