July 19, 2011

Spotting Junk Mail








This is the only time we'll see and live this event... unless you're a vampire. (It has to reel you in with a drastic comment like THE ONLY TIME)

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Money bags 






This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens  once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to Your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not forward.....will be without money (God forbid there's no threat)

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 

1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all... (there's always more) 

Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born - now add  the age you will be this year, the results will be 111 for everyone in whole world. This is the year of the Money!!! (the far fetched infomercial line pops in eventually)

The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends money will  appear in next four days as it is explained in Chinese FENGSHUI. (nothing comes for free...)

Those who don't continue the chain won't receive. (The depressing let down after all the excitement for an extra push) 








Its a mystery, but its worth a try. Good luck. (Of course you're wishing me luck, you know the only way I'm going to get paid is through my employer, but thanks anyway)
Sorry mom, I know you sent this to me, I couldn't help it ♥ 


... and yet I actually went back to this email hours later and sent it to 8 people... 

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