July 6, 2011

Dearest Fruit Fly


May had ONE banana in her room and you decided you were welcome to live by the bed. Your tiny brain is not capable of comprehending just how annoying you are. Note that there is nothing at all to look forward to in me except your death.

Please leave or pay rent, thank you.

Soundly Yours,

May's Ear

3 comments:

  1. I HATE FRUIT FLIES WITH A PASSION!!
    I'm actually now an expert on getting rid of them :P

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  2. Do tell it's made a permanent home and I think it invited friends...

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  3. hahaha!

    awww poor fruit fly!!!

    imagine it does want to pay rent :p

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